Consequently we were stuck indoors looking out on a wet and miserable looking landscape
Bears really don't like to venture out in wet weather, it makes our fur far too soggy! We decided we needed something cheery to brighten our weekend, and what better than food, funny food....
First we made a cheesy potato pie,
it's really just your basic mashed potato with a little (or a lot if you're that way inclined) of cheese mashed into it. Add some grated cheese to the top
and bake in a preheated oven, 210c, along with a tray of sausages, for 20 to 30 minutes, depending on how well done you like your meat. Pork has to be cooked through for humans,
and contrary to popular misconception, bears like their meat very well done, not rare! Of course, make sure before and after handling food to wash your paws.
If you like warm plates, don't forget to put them in the oven at the same time as your food, cold plates make your food cool quicker.
As the sausages and cheesy pie are cooking, forage in the fridge for the other ingredients, you will need two cherry tomatoes per serving, and one mushroom, or anything else that could resemble a nose (we usually use cheese triangles but Horace had eaten them all in a fit of cheese bingeing last weekend!
You will also need a tin of beans,
Add the beans to a pan
and warm through just as your pie and sausages are reaching the final stages of cooking.
Oooh steamy, a free sauna at the same time as you warm the beans!!
When the pie and sausages are cooked, remove from the oven. NB (note to bears) you MUST wear oven gloves for this or you will singe your fur!
Now to assemble your smiley face dinner
First dish up the cheesy mash in a circular pattern, then add a sausage for a mouth, two tomatoes for eyes, and the mushroom for a nose, next, take your pan of beans off the heat and add them to the top of your 'face' to create hair
Now comes the best bit - eat eat eat.
mmmm, cheesy pie faces, cheery, and perfect for weather that's dreary.
With love from the bears 🐻